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Haremann and Harebert whizzing past the countryside

A hero is born...no, make that two Sep 22, 2017
What not to wear Sep 22, 2017
Decoration Oct 04, 2017
Harebert and the Monster Oct 05, 2017
Takeaway Oct 13, 2017
All's well if it ends...well... Oct 22, 2017
Electric Bunnyland Dec 12, 2017
But before we go Dec 13, 2017
World peace and carrots? Dec 14, 2017
What is it with humans and buttons? Dec 15, 2017
And why carrots? Dec 16, 2017
The secret of success Dec 17, 2017
Dress rehearsal Dec 18, 2017
Is there anybody out there? Dec 18, 2017
Politeness doesn't cost anything Dec 19, 2017
Satisfaction Dec 19, 2017
Careful with that axe, Haremann Dec 20, 2017
Half a yard, half a yard, half a yard onward... Dec 21, 2017
Vertigo Dec 22, 2017
The twelve cookies of Christmas Dec 23, 2017
Not angry, just disappointed Dec 24, 2017
Presents Dec 25, 2017
Happy New Year! Jan 01, 2018
The title says it all.
Haremann's dream: down the rabbit hole Feb 08, 2018
Do crocheted rabbits dream of electric wool?
Grawlixes and Quimps Feb 22, 2018
Haremann and Harebert are back with a bang. And technically that's not even a lie, "bang" being just another word for "exclamation mark".
Walking In My Shoes Feb 26, 2018
Harebert is in trouble again.
White Rabbit Mar 01, 2018
With snow as heavy as today's, it's little wonder our heroes chose to do their March Madness session indoors instead.
The Money Will Roll Right In Mar 05, 2018
Harebert and Haremann talk finances.
Low Estate Mar 08, 2018
The Flemish Giant rabbit is a very large breed of domestic rabbit, and is normally considered to be the largest breed of the species.
Songs From The Wood Mar 12, 2018
I imagine this would be a popular hit on daytime television for rabbits.
Smells Like Teen Spirit Mar 15, 2018
In today's episode we won't get to find out what the fox say.
Nothing But Flowers Mar 19, 2018
Our heroes find out what estate agents really mean when they're talking about "a project".
Let's Dance Mar 22, 2018
Disclaimer: Nothing in this cartoon constitutes legal advice or gives rise to a solicitor/client relationship.
This Must Be The Place Mar 26, 2018
Beaverly is starting to regret agreeing to designing the rabbits' new house...
All Apologies Mar 29, 2018
The difficult question of animal handwear.
Come Out And Play Apr 02, 2018
Thankfully in the fictionalised world of our rabbits it isn't snowing on Easter Monday.
Spacelab Apr 05, 2018
Was the Chinese space station called Tiangong because that's the sound it made when it smashed into the ground?
Sowing The Seeds Of Love Apr 09, 2018
"The Adventures of Haremann and Harebert" is the only comic strip to come with a cast-iron guarantee that all jokes are botanically correct.
Omega Point Apr 12, 2018
Pride and prejudice and tapirs.
Mirror In The Bathroom Apr 16, 2018
Little known fact: rabbits are terribly hygienic animals.
The One I Love Apr 19, 2018
Rejected strip titles, ep. 29: Larder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Sweet Dreams Apr 23, 2018
If you're in need of a cryptic quote about life to baffle your friends with, we can offer you one: "Cooking is easy, baking is hard."
Thunderstruck Apr 26, 2018
It might be too late to ask anyway, but shouldn't it technically be "Thunderstricken"?
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Apr 30, 2018
For this episode, English subtitles are available on request.
Parallel Universe May 03, 2018
Let's admit it, we've all been there.
A Forest May 07, 2018
Sadly there's no Bank Holiday for moles but at least they can take home all the earthworm they can find.
Seven Nation Army May 10, 2018
Our little labour of moles are getting themselves busy with the building work. Well, almost all of them are.
Sunny Afternoon May 14, 2018
Sadly, Electric Bunnyland isn't yet free of discrimination.
New Born May 17, 2018
It's the middle of May and early mornings are still freezing. Why? And where can I lodge an official complaint?
Safety Dance May 21, 2018
Men Without Hats really are in no position to give out advice on dance safety.
Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) May 24, 2018
Happy GDPR Day to all our readers!
All The Small Things May 28, 2018
Putting things into boxes is supposed to make them more organised, so why does it never turn out that way?
Echo Beach May 31, 2018
Never leave your credit card unattended with a rabbit!
Shadow On The Wall Jun 04, 2018
Rabbits rarely look bored, but if only people knew the truth...
You Spin Me Round Jun 07, 2018
Of course the other problem with dung beetles is figuring out what to offer them for a snack.
Fade To Grey Jun 11, 2018
Little known rabbit fact: rabbits and magicians aren't very good friends.
Rock Lobster Jun 14, 2018
Unlike most crabs, portly spider crabs tend to move forward rather than sideways. This is why other crabs call them pushy.
Where Is My Mind Jun 18, 2018
Some have an almost instinctive affinity for DIY. Others ... don.t.
Back In The USSR Jun 21, 2018
The great thing about football is that there's something for everyone to enjoy, you just have to know where to look.
Hammer To Fall Jun 25, 2018
Fun fact: rabbits aren't very good at Choose Your Own Adventure books due to the lack of opposable thumbs to use as bookmarks.
Bring Me To Life Jun 28, 2018
Once you start playing, you're already constrained by the character you had chosen, but while you're creating it, the possibilities are still infinite.
To Tame A Land Jul 02, 2018
“Survival is the ability to swim in strange water.”
Blue Monday Jul 05, 2018
What is "emergency yarn"?
One More Time Jul 09, 2018
If you've ever wondered what rabbits do on holiday, here's the answer.
Three Lions Jul 12, 2018
Sometimes things don't quite turn out as planned.
Mercedes Benz Jul 16, 2018
The key problem with rabbits driving vintage roadsters is that their ears get in the way when they try to put on flat caps.
Seaside Rendezvous Jul 19, 2018
When you buy a car, a whole new world opens up before you.
Take Me To The River Jul 23, 2018
The Kallax shelving unit full of yarn is in no way based on the author's own life.
Needles And Pins Jul 26, 2018
Now all we need is a friendly family of lac bugs...
Bad Moon Rising Jul 30, 2018
You may say Harebert is wrong and the Moon is never that colour, but the Ancient Greeks said the sky was bronze and you wouldn't say they were wrong, right?
Popcorn Aug 02, 2018
If ironic and retro cinemas showing 1950s war movies aren't a thing yet, they'll definitely be soon.
The Thing That Should Not Be Aug 06, 2018
Just like the Roman Empire, carrots can be divided into Eastern and Western varieties. And just like the Romans, there's a type of carrot called "Imperator"
Swap Meet Aug 09, 2018
Even in an imaginary world it's impossible to return from a car boot sale without buying something useless.
Purity Aug 13, 2018
What if there are several Grails in various charity shops, like those fivers some artist engraved a tiny image on?
Elvenpath Aug 16, 2018
All is not what it seems, but some things have to be. Otherwise it'd be a very silly world indeed.
Been Caught Stealing Aug 20, 2018
One day Harebert will learn the names of all the root vegetables. But today isn't that day.
The Kids Aren't Alright Aug 23, 2018
And they concentrated so hard to get the apostrophe right...
You Keep Me Hangin' On Aug 27, 2018
Fun nature fact: scientists recently discovered that health and safety isn't a strong suit for moles.
Paint It Black Aug 30, 2018
Just because you can't draw doesn't mean you can't make a robot that can.
The Prisoner Sep 03, 2018
The thing about role-playing games is that they don't always go according to plan. It's just like life really.
Zeroes And Ones Sep 06, 2018
This is what incognito mode has been invented for, right?
The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) Sep 10, 2018
As nights are drawing in, strange and mysterious creatures roam the lands...
Down With The Sickness Sep 13, 2018
Isn't it a relief that laptop screens don't auto-rotate like phone screens?
Golden Brown Sep 17, 2018
Autumn is here, a time for reflection and contemplation. For most of us at least.
Birthday Sep 20, 2018
You say it's your birthday, It's my birthday too, yeah. They say it's your birthday, we're gonna have a good time.
Enjoy The Silence Sep 24, 2018
And the party goes on well into the night...
The Race Sep 27, 2018
History has a tendency to repeat itself. As do hangovers.
Copacabana Oct 01, 2018
Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps) Oct 04, 2018
Thankfully the politics of Electric Bunnyland is relatively uncomplicated, and mostly used as a convenient way to dispose of rotten vegetables.
A Chain Of Flowers Oct 08, 2018
Do rabbits get seasonal affective disorder? Or puns?
Step On Oct 11, 2018
Kids, remember to always source your information from reputable purveyors of facts.
Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) Oct 15, 2018
When you think about it, the only thing that distinguishes trick-or-treat from a protection racket is the costumes.
Disappearer Oct 18, 2018
I don't often express strong opinions here, but I feel very strongly about this: swivel stools in pubs are a terrible idea.
Atomic Garden Oct 22, 2018
Why can't trendy cafes just write out with letters which one is the gents and which one is the ladies?
Jump Around Oct 25, 2018
Rabbit comedy improved massively when they invented the wireless microphone.
Fear Of The Dark Oct 29, 2018
The scariest thing about scary decorations is how expensive they are.
Thriller Oct 31, 2018
As if the world wasn't scary enough...anyway, Happy Halloween!
Radio Head Nov 05, 2018
Hmm, rabbit earphones you say?
Ici Paris Nov 08, 2018
Did I really just buy a souvenir to make a cartoon about how stupid it is to buy souvenirs?
Somebody's Watching Me Nov 12, 2018
If you want guaranteed privacy on the internet, here's a tip: start a webcomic.
Magical Mystery Tour Nov 15, 2018
Without TripAdvisor, adventuring in the Forgotten Realms can be really hit and miss.
One Vision Nov 19, 2018
Have you heard the one about the fully armoured knight and the frustrated ninja?
Carry That Weight Nov 22, 2018
Q: Will I put on weight due to the new kilogram? A: It depends on how you celebrate.
Fake Plastic Trees Nov 26, 2018
On some days the connection between the title and the strip is quite abstract. Today is not one of those days.
Shine On You Crazy Diamond Nov 29, 2018
Just because something is bio-degradable doesn't mean it's edible too!
Our House Dec 03, 2018
Mathematically it is of course possible to keep on adding infinitely but never exceed a limit, but rabbits aren't strong in calculus.
Take Up Thy Stethoscope And Walk Dec 06, 2018
Bear medics place particular emphasis on preventing winter diseases in their patients.
Some Heads Are Gonna Roll Dec 10, 2018
Have you heard the one about the mum who ordered a gingerbread house kit for her kid and was delivered a fajita kit instead?
Try Not To Breathe Dec 13, 2018
As always when it comes to trying to impress Santa, our heroes go over the top.
Snow (Hey Oh) Dec 17, 2018
A bad workman always blames his tools. A good workman buys them in eye-watering colours.
Go With The Flow Dec 20, 2018
Why do handmade gifts always take more time than planned?
Learn To Fly Dec 24, 2018
Little known physics fact: if you knock over a really tiny jug of milk, it won't spill out.
Let There Be Rock Dec 25, 2018
Rule no. 1: there's no such thing as too much nice yarn.
The Boxer Dec 26, 2018
Are Boxing Day parties a thing at all? Cos they really should be.
New Year's Day Dec 31, 2018
By The Way Jan 03, 2019
Yes, I checked on Google, it isn't the name of an existing tribute band.
Starlight Jan 07, 2019
Let's be honest, we've all dreamt about doing this.
Like A Stone Jan 10, 2019
Harebert is one of the cool kids.
Walking On The Moon Jan 14, 2019
On the surface of the Moon, rabbits could jump as far as 15m with a single hop. If only it weren't so hard to design a spacesuit for them.
Toxicity Jan 17, 2019
The secret of a good relationship is knowing which questions not to ask. Questions such as "Why exactly did we have a biohazard sign in our house?"
Where Dragons Dwell Jan 21, 2019
Being a village elder in a fantasy world is not the cushy job many imagine it to be.
Lunar Strain Jan 24, 2019
If only there was a way to combine astrophysics with the study of clouds, Britain would be a world leader.
The Sound Of Winter Jan 28, 2019
Above all, January is the month of contorted puns crudely made out of the month's name.
The Heat Is On Jan 31, 2019
The Janovery party is in full swing. Well, as much as a night in with a takeaway can be in full swing.
Sign O' The Times Feb 04, 2019
Moles aren't afraid of heights for the same reason humans aren't afraid of space.
Monster Feb 07, 2019
The only book missing is Ellminster's Guide to Stuffing Three Full Size Suits of Armour In A Hobbit's Backpack.
A Saucerful Of Secrets Feb 11, 2019
Public Service Announcement: Contrary to received wisdom, keeping your passwords written down at home is pretty safe. Certainly better than reusing them..
Get Up Stand Up Feb 14, 2019
They say always open with your second best joke and finish with your best. Or vice versa. Or have only two jokes, and everything's sorted.
In The Year 2525 Feb 18, 2019
People think it's their power of speech that gave humans the ability to conquer the planet. But they're wrong.
Pictures At An Exhibition Feb 21, 2019
What neither Harebert nor Haremann realised at the time is that "housiversary" was a real thing. Now you know.
In Bloom Feb 25, 2019
Letting a beaver plan your trip to Scotland inevitably means you'll have to visit Cruachan Power Station and the Falkirk Wheel.
Insomnia Feb 28, 2019
If there's one life lesson you should learn from this cartoon, it is this: you can't put carrots everywhere.
Navigating By The Stars Mar 04, 2019
Let's hope we don't meet aliens in the near future, who'd fancy taking them to our leaders?
Great Balls Of Fire Mar 07, 2019
Doesn't matter how bulky an object is, if it's written down on your character sheet, you can carry it. Them's the rules.
Virtual Insanity Mar 11, 2019
The game has a "sandbox" mode too...but you really don't want to see what goes on there.
Bullet With Butterfly Wings Mar 14, 2019
Knitting philosophers have often wondered what came first: the moth or the caterpillar.
Trapped Under Ice Mar 18, 2019
When you think about it, a carrot ice lolly is basically just a frozen carrot.
War Pigs Mar 21, 2019
War.. War never changes. Okay, it changes a bit when it's about defending your silk against moths.
The Spiders From Mars Mar 25, 2019
According to studies, spiders can be right-handed too. Experiments still continue to find out which of the four right hands they really prefer.
A Therapy For Pain Mar 28, 2019
Once e-sports become established alongside real sports, we will need loads of e-physios.
Won't Get Fooled Again Apr 01, 2019
Sadly, I couldn't think of a description for this one.
The Robots Apr 04, 2019
There is no such thing as an unsolvable problem, just a stick that is too short.
News Of The World Apr 08, 2019
Readers' letters columns are basically Twitter for people who can't keep it in 280 characters.
Supermassive Black Hole Apr 11, 2019
And this is the front of the black hole but you can also see the side of the black hole. And this is the Spanish Inquisition.
Footloose Apr 15, 2019
When we finally find a way to automate all housework, how will we listen to podcasts?
The Package Apr 18, 2019
Now I'm not saying Easter egg distribution is a big Ponzi scheme invented by rabbits. That's for you to think.
I Don't Like Mondays Apr 22, 2019
Practise this prank to perfection and you might get hired by an F1 team.
I Am The Black Wizards Apr 25, 2019
People who say stepping on Lego is the most painful thing in the world have definitely never seen transparent tetrahedral dice.
Colour My Life Apr 29, 2019
You could also put potassium carbonate in chocolate, in a process called "Dutching". I mean don't, but you could.
Hooked On A Feeling May 02, 2019
The hardest part of hamster astronaut training isn't teaching them how to fly a spacecraft but how not to gnaw through the cables.
Running Free May 06, 2019
Haremann and Harebert: bringing you scientifically accurate jokes since 150 episodes ago.
Sheep Go To Heaven May 09, 2019
There are of course alpacas too, but they're just too tall for rabbits to reach.
My Name Is May 13, 2019
Actually, Frodo would be quite a good name for a hamster.
The Children Of Lir May 16, 2019
Some say Firbolgs aren't giants at all, but just another name for Belgians. You should still expect to be banned from live-action RPG if you dress as Poirot
Eye Of The Tiger May 20, 2019
Little Bobby Tables would also be a good name for a hamster who works in a cafe.
Careful With That Axe, Eugene May 23, 2019
Some players always find it easier to inhabit their character than others.
Even In His Youth May 27, 2019
Come on, who amongst us hasn't thought it'd be cool to be like Inspector Gadget?
Once In A Lifetime May 30, 2019
If you want a crocheter to make something for you and they don't feel like doing it, the best tactic is to say "Yes, I thought it would be too complicated."
I'm Only Sleeping Jun 03, 2019
As an image-conscious bun, Harebert wouldn't be seen dead in a onesie. But staying in a sleeping bag all day is fine, that's just laziness, right?
Gimme Stitches Jun 06, 2019
Sometimes the old jokes are the best jokes.
Strawberry Fields Forever Jun 10, 2019
This story is in no way based on the author's real-life attempts to keep houseplants watered while on holiday.
Road To Nowhere Jun 13, 2019
Sure, satnavs are great when you're already on your way but you can't properly plan a decent trip without an oversized paper map.
Road Trippin' Jun 17, 2019
I'm pretty sure this isn't how a sunroof is supposed to be used.
Holiday Jun 20, 2019
Sadly there were some stories that haven't made the cut, like the one where our heroes were caught out by Scottish licensing laws.
Homecoming Jun 24, 2019
No holiday can be complete without a bulky and completely impractical souvenir.
Close To You Jun 27, 2019
Just don't ask Harebert why stars fall down from the sky.
Fields Of Gold Jul 01, 2019
We don't know how old rabbit timekeeping is, but it certainly predates the discovery of the river Mississippi.
Magic And Mayhem Jul 04, 2019
Things that didn't happen are always more interesting. Otherwise this cartoon would be about the boring lives of real rabbits.
The Court Of The Crimson King Jul 08, 2019
It's Wimbledon time and the world is suddenly full of lawn experts.
Savoy Truffle Jul 11, 2019
I apologise to all the hard-working rabbit dentists out there.
Moonchild Jul 15, 2019
Michael Collins later successfully built a museum on budget and on time, an achievement even more amazing than piloting the command module.
Reasons For Waiting Jul 18, 2019
Who exactly is sorry when you get a "sorry you were out" card instead of your parcel?
Dynamite Jul 22, 2019
Jigsaw puzzles would be a lot easier if the rules allowed the use of diamond-bladed angle grinders.
With You There To Help Me Jul 25, 2019
Studying all the different ways to wind yarn can easily send your head spinning.
Passing All Signs Jul 29, 2019
It is the law that every village noticeboard has to carry a sign saying "Clairvoyant show cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances".
Brotherly Love Aug 01, 2019
Why is every speech impediment's name impossible to pronounce with that speech impediment?
Science Is Real Aug 19, 2019
Strictly speaking, Snell's law has to be applied to each wavelength separately, but it's okay to simplify things for kids.
Why Go Aug 22, 2019
Harebert has accidentally discovered in himself a unique talent for bunnysitting.
Life In A Northern Town Aug 26, 2019
Of course with our luck, they'd probably elect the scarecrow.
Somebody Told Me Aug 29, 2019
When I told them I wanted to become an onion chopper, they cried. Well, they aren't crying now.
Stay Hungry Sep 02, 2019
Languages are important. For example, in the mole language the phrase "opening a can of worms" means "to have a lovely feast".
Jams Run Free Sep 05, 2019
Planning a party is often at least as much fun as the party itself.
Saltwater Sep 09, 2019
Please don't feed your rabbit too much cabbage at first. Harebert and Haremann are used to cabbage, they can eat as much as they want. Also they're made up.
Circus Envy Sep 12, 2019
These stories pop up so often, it's almost like not having an imaginary big cat in your local area is something to be mildly ashamed of.
The Heat (The Energy) Sep 16, 2019
Some strips are more autobiographical than others...
A Sort Of Homecoming Sep 19, 2019
I'm planning to start a petition on Harebert's behalf to officially rename radishes to "pink orb carrots".
Banquet Sep 23, 2019
Happy birthday, rabbit buddies!
One Hell Of A Party Sep 26, 2019
It's a truth universally acknowledged that when you're clearing the wreckage on a morning after the party, there's always someone still asleep of the couch.
Every Rose Has Its Thorn Sep 30, 2019
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" is not just a terrible song, it's a terrible source of botanical knowledge. Many Rosaceae, e.g. roses, have prickles, not thorns.
Anywhere Out Of The World Oct 03, 2019
Feeding humans in crochet trance is slightly trickier, but it's what cheese strings have been invented for.
Black Hole Sun Oct 07, 2019
Smaller black holes are hotter too, so they might come handy at wintertime.
Garden Of Earthly Delights Oct 10, 2019
When Antoine de Saint-Exupéry wrote "You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.", he didn't reckon with machete-wielding rabbits.
A Design For Life Oct 14, 2019
Octopus colour vision is one of the most amazing things in the world. But their Photoshop skills are pathetic considering the number of arms they have.
Life On Mars? Oct 17, 2019
Rule 1 of mechanical engineering: in every device of sufficient complexity there is a bit that is called "flange".
Vertigo Oct 21, 2019
And then Bob got off the bus. 28 years old he was.
Expressway To Your Skull Oct 24, 2019
Remember: no matter how stupid they appear, behind every health & safety rule there is at least one person who really did that stupid thing.
Le Freak Oct 28, 2019
"Octopodes" is pretentious, "octopi" is pretentious and wrong, "octopuses" it will be then. And if you don't like it then "cephalopods". Or "cephalopodae"?
Monster Mash Oct 31, 2019
It's a good job we don't all have to dress up as our own inner fears. How does one even make a costume for "running out of yarn"?
99 Red Balloons Nov 04, 2019
All balloons should be required to be filled with argon. We wouldn't waste precious helium and kids would stop screaming that their balloon had flown away.
Fireflies Nov 07, 2019
Fireworks are such a good idea in principle. Like plastic cutlery or the free market economy.
(Just Like) Starting Over Nov 11, 2019
"New address but the same amusingly shaped root vegetables!"
Mr. Bad Guy Nov 14, 2019
Technically a miniature telescope is of no real use, but in this world the Sun is that much closer too.
Pictures Of You Nov 18, 2019
I mean, who hasn't got a green screen and copious amounts of fake snow at home?